The Good and the Bad: 11/17/2010, Part 3

Legion of Super-Heroes #7 - Now this is how you write a book with multiple characters.  They’ve had decades of practice when it comes to the Legion.  If they could do this with JLA and JSA, I’ll be happy. 

Grade: B+.  Mon-El beats Earth Man without throwing a punch and Tyroc is finally being used is an interesting manner.

Lucid #2 - Magical black ops teams working for the American government, Illuminati, secret histories, conspiracy theories and the return of Camelot.  All this in a fast-paced story.

Grade:  B+.  Art needs to be a little clearer, but the story makes up for this deficiency.

Mindfield #4 - Take Lucid, remove the magic and put in a black ops team with psychic abilities.  And like Lucid, it’s good.

Grade B+.  Artwork is a problem here.

Phoenix Without Ashes #4 - When Harlan Ellison writes a good story, it just pops and leaves you wanting more.  I picked up issue 1 as an impulse buy and I’ve never regretted it.

Grade:  A-.  How can you mess up Amish people in space?

Power Girl #18 - There is a disturbing trend in this book.  Regardless of how good the story is, they all follow a simple pattern:  1) Power Girl gets attacked.  2) Power Girl gets her ass beat senseless.  3) Power Girl defeats bad guy.  Admittedly, I am not the biggest Power Girl fan.  I’ve always wondered why she was kept around after the first Crisis.  I fully understand Kara can be lumped in with Starfire and simply viewed as nothing more than fan service, but this pattern the stories take is bound to get boring real soon.

Grade:  B.  It’s still a good book with good art and is better than a lot of the crap on the racks these days.

Supergirl #58 - Questions, questions.  1)  Isn’t the female Doctor Light an astronomer?  When the hell did she become a geneticist?  The Dollmaker?!?!  Really?  More Superwoman?  I haven’t dropped this book yet? 

Am I a glutton for punishment?

Grade:  D.  Why, oh why?

Superior #2 – Typical Icon book?  Pages and pages of story that normally be told on a couple of pages.  Talk about decompression.

Grade:  D.

The Avengers #7 - Once again, Wonder Man talking to the Avengers and once again, he’s being a dick.  For some reason he seems to think the Avengers shouldn’t exist but never says why.  It makes him look like a big bitch.  He makes a bunch of threats, but my main question is:  Does anybody even think Wonder Man has a chance against Thor and Iron Man?  Oh yeah, and we get the Red Hulk a character I loathe.

Grade:  B.  The art is still God-awful, it’s the Avengers doing big things like they’re supposed to.

The Boys - Highland Laddie #4 - Poor Wee Hughie.  He finally meets a good woman and she turns out to be something he is totally against.  The one thing I like about Dynamite Entertainment side series is that they are essential to moving the main story forward and gives you plot elements that can’t be presented in the main book due to a lack of space.  They also do the job of closing up plot holes that exist up until that point.

Grade:  B.  If you think The Boys are a one-trick pony, you’re wrong and you should give the book a chance.

The Flash #6 - Why is a book featuring the “fastest man alive” always late?  This book has been around for damn near a year and we’re only on issue 6.  Makes me think it’s an Image or Aspen book with all the delays.  But here we are and the first story arch has come to an end.  Late as it may be, it’s still a good book.

Grade:  A.  Is it me or do all the members of the Satellite League now have these big, sweeping storylines that only a Justice League ember should have?

Thunderbolts #150 - Basically, we got a story full of moralizing, and holy-than-thou speeches.  About why there we need the Thunderbolts.  Captain America even goes as far as to tell Luke Cage, the Thunderbolts are doing better than some “pure hero” teams.  This is a complete pile of bullshit.  If the Avengers are about training, you mean to tell me a team of heroes can’t do the Thunderbolts job?  Oh wait, there is a team that does it.  They’re called the Secret Avengers.  I’m more than likely dropping this book, so que sera, sera.

Grade:  C.  No new ground covered here.

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The Good and the Bad: 11/17/2010, Part 2

DC Universe Legacies #7 - With every good book, there must be an equal and worse book on the rack next to it.  This series is nothing more than a rip off of the competition’s Marvels mini-series and a poor one at that.  This has to be one of the worst ideas DC has ever had (along with the decision to increase the number of Batman books to 100,000 each month).  It serves no purpose and I can’t come up with a reason to even read it.

Grade:  F. Buy at your own risk.

Green Lantern Corps #54 - The best thing about the flagship Green Lantern title, is it focuses on Hal Jordan.  He is the star and even when there are 50 other characters in the book, it is clear he is the main character.  Green Lantern Corps on the other hand, wants to be everything to everybody.  I’m not much of a Kyle Rayner fan, but I do like John Stewart.  So I guess that means I gotta take the good with the bad.  The main problem with this book is the fact that there is no one character you can follow without the story jumping to another character.

Grade:   B.  As much as I don’t like it, I still recognize a decent story with god art.

Hellblazer #273 - What do you so when you’re a dick to your girlfriend and she gets sent back in time and meets you when you’re an even bigger dick?  Vertigo’s flagship book is still chugging alone and I’m still reading it.

Grade:  A.  I’ve been reading this book since it started so what did you think I was going to give it?

Irredeemable #19 - This series is nothing but pure super hero goodness.  There’s no need for multiple layers requiring multiple reading to understand it.  A Superman-type character has snapped and his former teammates are trying to stop him.  See, nothing else.

Grade:  A.  I thought this book would have ended months ago, but it is still coming out.  I am pleased.

Justice League of America #51 - Any good will I had towards this book with issue 50, it’s quickly gone back to sucking again.

Grade:  F.  Really, DC?  This is how you treat your flagship title?

The Good and the Bad: 11/17/2010, Part 1

This was a big week again and I got a lot of books to go through not to mention 13 gigs of anime to watch, so let’s get started.

Artifacts #3 - This book started so well, and like most Image books, it’s going downhill fast.  There are just too many characters too remember and the art doesn’t help much.  Since this is issue 3 of a 13 issue mini-series, maybe they’ll improve things before the end.

Grade:  B+.  The story is still good enough to keep my attention.

Brightest Day #14 - I thought the previous issue couldn’t be topped, but they did it with this issue.  It seems when the book focuses on a small group of characters, the story just pops and moves in unexpected ways.  It was a book full of twists.  Deadman and Dove?  White Lantern Batman?  Never saw any of that coming.  I’m already waiting for the next issue to come out because if I’m right about the final panels, Superman and Batman are about enter the story and kick some ass.

Grade:  A+.  ‘Nuff said.

Green Lantern #59 - DC hits another homerun with this issue.  This is what a comic featuring one of the icons of the DCU should be like.  Now if they could do the same thing with Wonder Woman.

Grade:  A+.

The Good and the Bad: 11/17/2010 - Bats In the Belfry Edition

This week was a perfect example of what happens when the guy behind the counter at the LCS doesn’t listen to you and starts thinking for his self.  I don’t know what the hell DC was thinking, but there is just entirely too many Bat-books and/or Batman appearances this week.  And that doesn’t count all the appearances in last week’s stack.  It’s shit like this that eventually causes readers to say the hell with it and move on to something else.  

So let’s talk Batman, shall we?

Batman 704 -  I had really high hopes for this book, instead I’m telling myself I was right to drop this book.  DC has all these new Bat-titles and for a flagship book, this story was as generic as it gets, not to mention all the cross-hatching in the artwork.  Looks like an early 90s Image book.  Two Batmen, really?

Grade:  D.  And that’s being nice.

Batman - Streets of Gotham 17 – Wait, so now Bruce’s mother was a Kane?!?  That kinda makes the big crush Flamebird used to have for Robin, just creepy as hell.  And Bedbug?  All the villains in Batman’s history, and Bedbug is the best they could come up with?

Grade:  D.  Now I need to go take a bath.

Batman - The Return - Now that we have the Bat-family gathered in the Bat Cave, Not once does Bruce ask where Cassandra is, nor did anybody bring up Batwoman.  And did that drawing of mean Barbara Gordon might be walking again?  

Grade:  C.  Just too many plot holes to even call this a coherent story.  This is what you get when editors don’t do their job.

Batman - The Return of Bruce Wayne 06 - Another example of bad editing.  For a company that prides itself for its continuity, this is unforgivable.  Not only is the book late as hell, but why is Wonder Woman in it when she’s supposedly not even in the DCU.  But what pisses me off more is the fact that Grant Morrison gets too many passes simply because he’s Grant Morrison.  So that means things that are happening in other books are irrelevant because he can’t be bothered to see what’s going on.

Grade:  F.  Just for being so damn late.

Batman, Inc. 01 - Uh, ok.  Look at Batman The Return and change Bedbug with Lord Death Man.  And a Japanese Batman?  Really???  

Grade:  F-.  More Morrison bullshit.  He must be pulling these stories out of his ass.

Detective Comics 870 - I really don’t even care.  I can't even describe how I feel about this book.  The art was so horrendous, I didn’t even make it pass the first page.

Grade:  F.

Superman - Batman 78 - When will DC cancel this book and put it out of its misery?  One line from Batman sums it all up, “You just wasted five minutes of my time.”  How prophetic.

Grade:  C.  Art was beautiful, even though the story has been done over and over since the 70s.

Pull List For The Week of November 17, 2010

Artifacts #3
Avengers #7
Boys Highland Laddie #4
Brightest Day #14
DC Universe Legacies #7
Flash #6
Green Lantern #59
Hellblazer #273
Iron Man - Rapture #2
Irredeemable #19
Justice League of America #51
Legion of Super Heroes #7
Mindfield #4
Phoenix Without Ashes #4
Power Girl #18
Superior #2
Thunderbolts #150

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The Good and the Bad: 11/16/2010

Avengers - The Children’s Crusade 03

This book was mainly two long conversations.  One, with the Young Avengers, Quicksilver and Magneto; and another one between the adult Avengers and Wonder Man.  The main problems with this book centers on the adult Avengers.  Captain America wants to go find the Scarlet Witch, but fails to take into account how Wolverine would feel about it.  Second, why do they continue to let Wonder Man be a dick to them?  By now, it seems SOMEBODY would tell to go F himself.  Or maybe that’s just me.  

Grade:  Not bad, but not good.  Kinda like a meh.

Chronicles of Wormwood - The Last Battle 05

There’s something about an Avatar book that either satisfies you or pisses you off.  I’ve been enjoying CoW since its first series and I’m entertained enough by it to forgive the long ass delays that seem to plague every book Avatar puts out.

Grade:  Good.

Iron Man - Legacy 08

I’m still trying to figure out just why this book exists and then I read the story.  And now I wish it didn’t exist.  There’s nothing here that you couldn’t get in the main Iron Man book.

Grade:  Bad.

Iron Man-The Rapture 01

Why does Marvel keep doing these mini-series featuring Iron Man and telling story that could be told in the main book?  This story has been told countless times before.

Grade:  Bad.

New Avengers 06

This is the story that took six issues to tell?  Uh… yeah.  This is not cool.  Plus, they killed Brother Blood.

Grade:  Bad.

Thanos Imperative 06

Wow!  Now this is how a story should be told.  And once again, there is a cliffhanger that leads into the next storyline.  Marvel is hitting a homerun with this.

Grade:  Really Good.

The Mighty Crusaders 05

Another example of how DC can screw up their licensed properties.  Seeing how they messed up with the Milestone characters and the T.H.U.N.D.E.R. Agents, they’ve gone three-for-three.  This is really, really pathetic.

Grade:  Really, Really Bad.

Green Hornet 09

What if somebody wrote a good Batman story without all the convoluted plot devices?  Well, Dynamite is, only it’s the Green Hornet.  The story is straightforward and doesn’t require you know every minute detail of his continuity.  I wish I could read more books like this.

Grade:  Very good.

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Words From the Peanut Gallery 11/15/10

1.  The ads for the new Batwoman series says she’s back because we demanded it.  First, I didn’t ask for shit and I want to know who did.  Let me get this straight:  when she was the main feature in Detective Comics, sales were so bad, she was removed and Batman was brought back.  So what does DC do?  Give her a new series.

 

2.   Speaking of new series, just how many Batman books do we need?  By the end of the year, there will be Batman, Detective Comics, Batman, Inc., Batman: Dark Knight, Batwoman, Batgirl, Red Robin and who knows what else.  People complain about Wolverine appearing everywhere in Marvel books and we get all this shit.  I thought we were in a recession.

3.      3.  What if the original Batman came back and nobody gave a damn?  After trying to keep up with the convoluted mess the Bat-universe has become, I can honestly state I will not be reading a Batman book again until things get better.

4.      4.  Why go through the trouble of bringing Cassandra Cain back if you‘re not going to use her?  Either the editor needs his ass kicked or this is just plain bad writing.